Tommaso Twitter UpdatesHow to: Steal a Car and Expedite it to Alaska or Win a Free Bike from Randall Scott Cycle Company
On today’s blog we offer you, the Randall Scott Community, a chance to both learn and win. While the objectives of both of todays' "how to" topics can be attained with relative ease, we’ll start with the less time consuming: How to win a FREE Commencal Combi Disc Bike (http://www.commencal.com/).
The Commencal Combi Disc Bike is a versatile thoroughbred, able to cater to novice riders interested in leisurely rides, bad enough to handle the rigors of big mountain riding, and offering more than ample performance for those aspiring to reach the upper echelons of their local racing circuits. This machine can be yours by simply clicking comencal giveaway and following the on-screen entry instructions. This will automatically enter you in the promotion, which will last from August 29, 2006 until Nov 30, 2006, at 5:00 p.m. MST. If you win, you'll be notified by email (your chances are probably better than you think) and soon receive a huge box, with the Commencal in it, at your doorstep. The name of the winner will be posted online at www.rscycle.com after Dec 1, 2006.
The second leg of our blog is a little more time consuming, but surprisingly, not much more complicated: How to Steal a Car and Expedite it to Alaska.
Last summer a good high school friend of mine (we'll call him Matt) had been painting in NH for a real stand up guy. Matt had racked up about 500 man hours of scraping, priming, painting, and sweating, for which he had been paid approximately $0.
Being the optimist he is, Matt continued, in good faith, to believe his bosses' claims that the money would soon be in his hand. When his car broke down, the boss was more than happy to lend him one of his - so Matt could continue to work for no compensation. At about 3:00 that afternoon Matt was in line at the DMV with a very official looking Bill of Sale in his paws. Things couldn't have gone more smoothly. After a few smiles, some small talk, and the installation of vanity plates reading "BSTBOSEVR", Matt was on the open road, en route to Alaska in his new 91' VW Sciracco
A year later he tells me the car still runs great and his street credit in Anchorage is through the roof. So, minus the three hour line at the DMV, a new car could be your in the time it takes to forge one small document.
(Randall Scott Cycling Company does not, in any way, condone this type of behavior, or support any form of grand theft auto.)
Mac
The Commencal Combi Disc Bike is a versatile thoroughbred, able to cater to novice riders interested in leisurely rides, bad enough to handle the rigors of big mountain riding, and offering more than ample performance for those aspiring to reach the upper echelons of their local racing circuits. This machine can be yours by simply clicking comencal giveaway and following the on-screen entry instructions. This will automatically enter you in the promotion, which will last from August 29, 2006 until Nov 30, 2006, at 5:00 p.m. MST. If you win, you'll be notified by email (your chances are probably better than you think) and soon receive a huge box, with the Commencal in it, at your doorstep. The name of the winner will be posted online at www.rscycle.com after Dec 1, 2006.The second leg of our blog is a little more time consuming, but surprisingly, not much more complicated: How to Steal a Car and Expedite it to Alaska.
Last summer a good high school friend of mine (we'll call him Matt) had been painting in NH for a real stand up guy. Matt had racked up about 500 man hours of scraping, priming, painting, and sweating, for which he had been paid approximately $0.
Being the optimist he is, Matt continued, in good faith, to believe his bosses' claims that the money would soon be in his hand. When his car broke down, the boss was more than happy to lend him one of his - so Matt could continue to work for no compensation. At about 3:00 that afternoon Matt was in line at the DMV with a very official looking Bill of Sale in his paws. Things couldn't have gone more smoothly. After a few smiles, some small talk, and the installation of vanity plates reading "BSTBOSEVR", Matt was on the open road, en route to Alaska in his new 91' VW Sciracco
A year later he tells me the car still runs great and his street credit in Anchorage is through the roof. So, minus the three hour line at the DMV, a new car could be your in the time it takes to forge one small document.(Randall Scott Cycling Company does not, in any way, condone this type of behavior, or support any form of grand theft auto.)
Mac
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