2007 line of iron Horse Bikes A sample Tests Positive for Steroids.

The whispers have been circulating for the past couple years with Iron Horse’s Bondsesque resurgence to the top of the racing world. Iron Horse Products were rarely spotted at the gym, but were getting lighter, stronger and faster at an uncanny rate. After the 2006 season, where Iron Horse Posted 12 podium finishes (including 4 World Cup Wins and 2 World Championship wins), the whispers turned to rumors, and the rumors to accusations. Although there is currently no ban on bicycles using performance enhancing drugs, many of cycling’s governing bodies decided to open an investigation regarding the allegations surrounding Iron Horse.

(2007 Iron Horse 6POINT8)

For months the Iron Horse Bikes, a very close-knit community, had their lips sealed, refusing to talk to authorities and claiming their success was a product of hard work, superior engineering, and a little old fashioned derailleur grease. Then, on September 2^nd, the levee broke: A 2005 Azure Comp (who can be spotted in his shame at Randall Scott Cycle Companies' Iron Horse page) cracked, admitting he had injected a 2006 Sunday Team with BGH (Bicycle Growth Hormone) on more than one occasion. BHG is said to greatly increase strength to weight ratio and make handling effortless, characteristics that have been painfully obvious in the Iron Horse line for some time now.

With the Azure’s deposition, authorities felt they were close to having enough evidence to hand down an indictment, but still needed more to build an airtight case. Wiretaps, around the clock surveillance, and sting operations yielded nothing. Then came the unveiling of the 2007 Line, and the proof was in the pudding. The sleek profiles, ripped physiques, and flawless geometry were too much – nobody had any doubts there was something unnatural behind the transformation, and carbon samples were procured immediately. Monday, several positive results were announced. The spokesman for the bikes, a 2006 MK111 Team, issued a statement saying, “We are confident all B samples will come back negative and vindicate our current position as the best bikes in the world.”

For more information on the juiced up Iron Horse 2007 line, as well The 2007 Iron Horse team (who are cleaner than Floyd Landis’ parents), check out www.ironhorsebikes.com. And don’t forget to watch the video of the 07’ team in action – it’s scary – literally, I was scared for them while I watched it.

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