Randall Scott Crew Spotted Training for Halloween

(Training for the big night)

There are not many holidays that require you be in great shape, Halloween is an exception – especially when you have an itinerary like that of the Randall Scott Crew. If you’ve been following the blog, you’d know my roommate (who was letting his fitness slide a little) began the Carmichael Training System a few months ago. Eight weeks ago taking a bath was too much cardio for him – now, as the above picture shows, he’s leading Randall’s Rebels on a grueling pre-Hallow’s Eve training regimen. Is he a Drill Sergeant with a heart of stone and an ego that rivals Clay Aiken’s? Yes. Is that the kind of leadership we need to successfully execute our Halloween plans? Yes.

The day will be spent at the office, catering to our customers' every need, whether that be answering a few questions over the phone or driving to Tulsa and back just to help a patron who got a pinch flat. When we have a few free minutes from customer demands, we rip out the big red Sharpies and start slashing prices on anything we can find in the warehouse. Usually before lunch we’ll give some cash to people walking by our shop - if they look like honest, hard-working folk. During lunch we head up to the Humane Society and make sure there are no dogs on death row – if there are, we adopt them. Finally, we wrap up our day by making sure every customer was 100% satisfied - if they weren’t, we don’t sleep till they are. Then comes the night……

Evening Itinerary (and where our training comes in):

First, we scour the city and kick the tar out of all 200 dudes dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow.

Second, we scour the city and try to make out with all girls dressed as vampires.

Third, we get drunk enough that we think the Ouija Board is really working.

Fourth, we scour the city and try to make out with all girls dressed as nurses.

Fifth, we realize that just because girls are dressed up doesn’t mean they’ll make out with us.

Sixth, we take shots of Rumplemintz and talk about how all the girls, “really loved us”.

Seventh, we order Crunch Wrap Supremes on the way home to ensure an episode or two of nausea before falling asleep.

Mac