Police find Duck Hunt Gun and Gem’s Boombox in Randall Scott Shirts.

Opening a case gone cold for years, police found new evidence regarding the shooting of millions of pixilated ducks. Between 1982 and 1992 an estimated 36,000,000 computer foul were murdered with the same weapon. Unable to pinpoint who was pulling the trigger, authorities feel they may have caught the killer’s scent when brash entrepreneur Randall Scott printed pictures of the murder weapon on t-shirts in his new apparel line.

















Further exacerbating the problem was the discovery of a boom box (also found on Randall Scott shirts) linked to the disappearance of Gem, a pop-culture icon in the late 80’s. She was reportedly last scene on Santa Monica Blvd. wearing pink leg warmers, sweet hoop earrings, and holding a radio closely resembling that of the Randall Scott t- shirt. The Holograms, Gem’s back up ensemble, are optimistic that these clues may shed some light on the mysterious disappearance of their front lady.

Easy to see, the neon and fluorescent shirts are attracting attention of law enforcement agents everywhere. Here's a few more T's, but to see the full line of Randall Scott apparel click here.