Randall Scott Buys My Little Sister’s Dirtbike

We have a new toy here at the Randall Scott Headquarters – a sexy Randall Scott Green Logo Dirtbike. A 250cc, sexy Randall bought the bike from my sister (a former Northern Lights Gymnast and X Games hopeful) who just recently sprouted to 5’4” and is moving up to a 450cc.

(OK, it's pretty rad)

However, this is not a purely feminine purchase, as we have a volatile mix of personalities in the office that could be a true recipe for disaster with a man’s bike. Randall, like any good leader, was putting the safety of his employees before his ego.

(Like I said...it's RAD)

You see, we have a resident daredevil - Sam Mishkin – who’s skilled in the art of, as he puts it, “sick dirt bike jumps". And then we have a bunch of impressionable young kids.

(Sammy mentally preparing to jump the whole staff at the company picnic)

With these brash youngsters, who can barely manage a wheelie on a cruiser, trying to emulate Sammy’s tricked out Mcguyver stunts, our workman’s comp rep would be hearing from us on a weekly basis - something we can't afford.....yet.