The Prodigal Son Returns

As many of you noticed, blogs have not been going up too consistently as of late. I’ve received your emails, responded to as many as I could, and appreciate your concern for my whereabouts.

There have been many rumors circulating regarding the reasons for my recent absence, so I’d just like to clear the air.





(The Carpathian Mountains..aka: Vampire City)

For the past few years I’ve been saving my vacation and sick days, and I finally pulled the trigger and went on my dream vacation. For the last month I’ve been in Western Romania tracking vampires through the Carpathian Mountains. Before my trip Randall was nice enough to deck me out with some La Sportive shoes, Golite apparel, and a grappling hook.


The trip was a smashing success, as we successfully tagged 13 vampires with homing devices (no vampires were injured on our quest). Hopefully this will help us better understand the lifestyle and tendencies of the modern vampire.

However, now that I am back, the regular blog schedule will recommence. So, I thank you for your patience and can’t wait to start the “tournament of the Bad Ass” next week.