Randall Runs 4 Minute Mile in Custom Vans While Resident Vampire Hangs in the Sun for 4 minutes in New Randall Scott Sun Glasses

On Monday Randall came into the office and sparked a company wide debate: Are Vans simply aesthetic, or are they aesthetic and functional? The staff was split almost 50/50 (no surprise since only half the staff wore Vans at the time), but we had an easy way solve this……

Randall had made us time him in a mile the previous weak wearing his La Sportiva Raceblades, a high-performance race shoe. If he could match or better his time of 4:52 in his custom Vans the debate would be settled once and for all.

Randall's only pre-race stretch


Jaws were hitting the ground when Randall crossed the finish line with a pirouette in 4:31. Needless to say, the whole staff adorned Vans and it’s cut our commute time from desk to water fountain, desk to bathroom, and desk to conference room in half – raising our overall productivity by 7%

However, that wasn’t even the most impressive feet of the afternoon. Our book keeper, Clint (pictured below), is known vampire. He works long hours in the summer because of his inability to be in sunlight.

Randall Scott Glasses....Sunproof



During Randall’s epic sprint, I looked over to see Clint, just hanging out in the mid-day sun with a pair of Randall Scott glasses on.