Let's Put Our Hands Together for Our Youtube Talent Scout as he Graduates from Dartmouth, Yes Dartmouth

Judging from the picture you might think Horatio Hunt Bradley III (Hap) was a Yale boy. Oh contraire, young Hap obviously got into Yale and is, thus far, the only "Skulls" member not to have attended the University, but as he notes, “the bureaucracy and politicking at Yale starts with the faculty and trickles down to the student population – I have no need, or time, for my education to be adulterated by angst ridden Neoconservatives who harbor ill will towards society since being rejected by Harvard.”(Hap got into Harvard too)

We at Randall Scott don’t necessarily “know what that means”, but that’s ok because Hap always takes the time to explain things to us in laymen’s terms. For instance, the other day we were at Long John Silver’s and Jon, Hap’s junior sibling, asked,

“Hap, what’s an oxymoron?”

Hap just winked at me and replied, “I think the Jumbo Shrimp is great here.”

That clever sun of a gun.

You might be asking, “How did Randall Scott land a Youtube Scout from the Ivy League - especially one with so many prospects?”

Well, it wasn’t easy. We did have an inherent advantage in the fact that his aforementioned younger brother works for us, and their love is often equated to that of Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling in The Notebook.


Scene from the notebook


Hap resisted for a while, but after a few beers and a few episodes of My So Called Life, Jon could have convinced him to grow a fashion beard and wear cowboy boots everywhere.

Hap has been humming Pomp and Circumstance for a few weeks now and going through the LL Bean catalog circling the top 15 things he wants for graduation. This signals the end of an era, as once him and his elegant gate walk down that Isle and shake the powerful hand of the Dean, Hap’s tenure with Randall Scott will come to a close.

We’d like to congratulate you on your accomplishments Hap, and let you know that, while you may be leaving us, your indomitable spirit with be with us for at least another week or two.

We’ll leave you Hap’s latest, and perhaps last, Youtube contribution to the RS blog