Father's Day

So Sunday is Father’s Day and over here we think that there’s an awful lot you can do with or for your father on Father’ Day. For example, you could give him some thing to do with all the tools he’s accumulated from Father’s Days past, like building you a wooden bike!!


That thing looks like it kills! Or, you could do like “Jon the body” is gonna do with his dad; he’s going to hike German Father’s Day style, celebrated on Ascension Day (whenever that is), with wooden carts filled with beer and blood sausage.


They call it Männertag… or Herrentag… or Vatertag. Apparently, they can’t make up their minds. In Thailand, Father’s Day is celebrated on the king’s Birthday; that seems kinda like a jacking for dads to me. Aren’t they always gonna feel like their party was a let down compared to the king’s birthday bash.
Anyway, what I’m giving my dad is my manual labor around the house, grumble free. I hope he enjoys it… He Better! Or I will give him a dose of 15-year-old morose that will leave him frustrated till next Father’s Day.