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    Wednesday, August 29, 2007

    Randall Scott Lifestyle

    30 Energy Drinks, 4 Bikinis, 2 Banana Hammocks, NO PARENTS

    We want to thank the National Breast Cancer Foundation INC. for there support with our inaugural Bikini Bike Wash. There was a buzz all week as people came into the showroom asking when the festivities would begin.

    On Saturday 8/25 the stars aligned, and the RS community enjoyed the sickest Saturday afternoon that anyone has seen since 84’ (when Sammy Hagar announced his departure from Van Halen to peruse a softer brand of rock that would eventually penetrate women’s souls across the world). Don't believe us? ...well here are the pictures.


    That Dude has a Great Body....Trust me





    After the wash the girls sat down with Randall to discuss e-commerce within a sliding scale market.





    Smartest Move of the Day: This guy had his bike washed 14 times




    Giving DJ Symmetry (third from left) a group hug before telling him we were going to have to pay him in kisses





    DJ Symmetry's (left) response to being paid in kisses
    (Randall did 50 pushup before this picture)




    Picture of the crowd mellowing out around sunset

    Monday, August 27, 2007

    Randall Scott Lifestyle

    Just Another Day at the Office



    1. MONSTER Energy Drinks
    2. Zinka - for fair skinned babes
    3. Eddie Van Halen's Headband from Meadowlands 83'
    4. Beautiful Golden Locks
    5. Party Clamp
    6 One of three Breakfast Hot Dogs consumed before 10:30 am
    7. Six Pack
    8. Virtual Reality Glasses
    9. Chamois Cream

    Monday, August 20, 2007

    Randall Scott Lifestyle

    Who's Best Friends with Who?

    Last week there was a little inner-office turmoil as Brattles and myself were both claiming to be best friends with Clint, our long time book keeper. Clint put any controversy to rest when he told us the new mechanic, Robbie, had quickly taken the spot as his best friend in the company.

    In lieu of this new information we’ve had to amend our best friend tree - here’s the new results


    Clint and Robbie recently became BFF during an off-broadway production of CATS























    Brattles and Evan had their first sleepover a few weeks ago and things have really taken off from there
























    Sammy and Randall - going strong since the late 80's







    Mo and I didn't really talk until he found out how rich I was - now he calls just to chat


    Friday, August 17, 2007

    Randall Scott Lifestyle

    Randall Runs 4 Minute Mile in Custom Vans While Resident Vampire Hangs in the Sun for 4 minutes in New Randall Scott Sun Glasses



    On Monday Randall came into the office and sparked a company wide debate: Are Vans simply aesthetic, or are they aesthetic and functional? The staff was split almost 50/50 (no surprise since only half the staff wore Vans at the time), but we had an easy way solve this……

    Randall had made us time him in a mile the previous weak wearing his La Sportiva Raceblades, a high-performance race shoe. If he could match or better his time of 4:52 in his custom Vans the debate would be settled once and for all.

    Randall's only pre-race stretch



    Jaws were hitting the ground when Randall crossed the finish line with a pirouette in 4:31. Needless to say, the whole staff adorned Vans and it’s cut our commute time from desk to water fountain, desk to bathroom, and desk to conference room in half – raising our overall productivity by 7%

    However, that wasn’t even the most impressive feet of the afternoon. Our book keeper, Clint (pictured below), is known vampire. He works long hours in the summer because of his inability to be in sunlight.

    Randall Scott Glasses....Sunproof



    During Randall’s epic sprint, I looked over to see Clint, just hanging out in the mid-day sun with a pair of Randall Scott glasses on.

    Friday, August 10, 2007

    Randall Scott Lifestyle

    Sneak Peak: New Tommaso Ti Bikes

    Coming Soon: The Super Leggera Ti/Carbon





    Coming Soon: Super Leggera Full Titanium



    Yes, they're super sweet...

    Tuesday, August 07, 2007

    Randall Scott Lifestyle

    Foregone Conclusion

    Blade takes Braveheart out in the final match. It was no Ali/Frazer, but it took a good 5 minutes for Blade to get the jugular of William Wallace in his wheelhouse.

    CONGRATS DAYWALKER



    Blade winning was no surprise, but there were many interesting twists and turns during the tourney: If you have a boombox handy, turn on “One Shining Moment” as we recap with a blogtage (cross between blog and montage).



    Malibu flies into the Elite 8 after taking the second most excellent hit of his life from the terminator, Eddie Furlong watches in despair….






    Royce Gracie and his Brazilian Ju-Jitsu sneak past King Leonidus, a major upset:



    But, the biggest upset by far, was Casey Ryback taking out Wolverine in the Elite 8. A favorite to meet Blade in the finals, the animal fell to the spatula in a grueling match.





    Thank god this is over

    Friday, August 03, 2007

    Randall Scott Lifestyle

    FRREEEEEDDOOOOooooooooommmmmm........

    In this corner, weighing 260 lbs - he makes his living listening to techno, hanging out with Van Wilder, and keeping the Underworld from spilling out into the street - Blade "Daywalker" Johnson.





    In this corner, weighing 215 lbs - a sacker of peaceful cities, an executioner of King's Nephew's.......don't call him a skirt - William "DJ" Wallace




    Let The Games Begin

    Wednesday, August 01, 2007

    Randall Scott Lifestyle

    FINAL 4

    It feels like March. Here are the Final Four of the BA Tourney.......they all advanced from the Elite 8 fairly easily.


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    VS



























    TO VOTE: click on the COMMENT link at the bottom of this blog and simply write in your Final Four winners.



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