A Dynasty Falls: Mo Robbins Voted Randall Scott Hunk of the Year

Congradulations Mo!


The annual battle between COO Sam Mishkin and Customer Service Guru Chris Delauro for Randall Scott Hunk of the Year took an unusual turn this year with the addition of Mo Robbins to the RS staff. Robbins, a rogue Buyer by day and Troubadour by night, brought his rugged features and delicate smile to the table and simply ran away with the competition.

“I used to moonlight as a cycling model, but never dreamed this honor would be mine.” ~ Mo Robbins

For the past half a decade it was always Delauro vs. Mishkin, and always came down to the wire with Delauro taking the honors in 2003 and 2005, and Mishkin in 2004 and 2006. Moving into the annals of hunk history, Mishkin vs. Delauro was starting to be mentioned in the same breath as Duke/North Carolina, Yankees/Red Sox, and Broncos/Raiders.

The reign of Sam (left) and Chris (right) has finally ended.




















Then straight from the glitz and glam of Venice beach came Mo, who took 34 of the 36 first place votes (Sam and Chris voted for themselves) and created inner-office turmoil that has just now began to subside. An end of an era, or beginner’s luck? Only time will tell. As we move towards 2008 we’ll keep a close eye on the fashion decisions, hairstyles, and work out habits of the big three.

Here are some dudes who earned honorable mention:

Brattles (left) got off to a strong start in 07', but then we came home to this while he was babysitting our 4 year old boy


















Jon and Randall knew they shot themselves in the foot when they got busted eating their wedding cake at a local art opening



















MacNamee almost made the finals on the strength of his amazing body, but his policy of not allowing any head shots really hurt his chances.

Exclusive Footage from Randall Scott Laboratories

In our quest to bring you only the best and most proven products, we recently cut the ribbon on our State of the Art Underground Testing Laboratory. Created in the mold of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory - any outsider who ventures in will NEVER be allowed to leave, and no cameras will EVER be admitted to the barracks – we’ve taken extreme measures to protect our secrets.

But, my friends, we have allowed the inaugural testing session to be taped, and bring it to you exclusively on the Lifestyle Blog. Well, it’s on Youtube too, but besides that is Top Secret. Enjoy

Red Sox and Mets to meet in the 2007 World Series

With the second month of the baseball season coming to a close it’s way too early to make any predictions about October. However, being cautiously optimistic isn’t what I’m paid six dollars an hour to do, so let’s take a trip back to 1986 and make some predictions.

As of June 1st 1986 the best record in the American League was 33-15, held by the Boston Red Sox. The best record in the National League was 30-13, held by the N.Y. Mets.

This year, as we approach June, the best record in the American League is 30-13, once again held by the Boston Red Sox. In the National League the Metropolitans are also atop the standing with a 28-15 record.

The numbers are eerily similar. What happened in 1986? Randall Scott designed its first T shirt, the Mets and Sox met in the World Series, and we witnessed the infamous (or famous, depending upon your allegiance) game 6. If you’re not familiar with this game, or even if you are, here’s an amazing reenactment via RBI baseball(and yes, that's Vin Scully announcing):



With the Yankees 10 ½ back, and the biggest legitimate threat to the Mets coming from Atlanta in their own division (I’m assuming Milwaukee's torrent pace will slow), it’s not preposterous to project these two teams into the 2007 World Series. So, if you’re a Boston fan, head to Jordan’s furniture and pick up a new dining room set. If you’re a Mets fan, mortgage the house and bet them to make the series, but not win, because this year Buckner will reside somewhere on your bench.

Vampires: Who's In Who's Out

I’ve recently compiled a list of famous vampires. Randall pleaded with
me not to post this entry, but my moral compass kept leading me back to
this blog. Yes, I covet my job, but in my line of work - if you don’t
have journalistic integrity, you have nothing - and this information
needs to be made public.



In some circles I’m considered North America’s preeminent Vampire
scholar, so let me quickly dispel some common Vampire myths that have
become pervasive and misleading in Hollywood’s portrayal of these sexy
and gregarious creatures. I’ve scoured my research archives to bring
you a quick list of the Underworld’s most common fallacies.

Vampire Myths:

1.They’re scared of the crucifix

“Crosses don’t do squat. Some of the legends are true though. Vampires
are severely allergic to silver. Feed them garlic, and they go into
anaphylactic shock. Then, of course, there's always sunlight,
ultraviolet rays.” – Abraham Whistler, Blade

2. Vampires are susceptible to running water

“OK, Vampire Anatomy 101, crosses and running water don't do dick so
forget what you've seen in the movies. You use a stake, silver or
sunlight.” – Blade, Blade

3. Wesley Snipes is a vampire

I’ve had many casual conversations with civilians who erroneously assume that Wesley Snipes is a Vampire (or Daywalker to be technical). While he’s never flat-out denied being a vampire, there are indisputable facts that make this possibility impossible:

1.Vampires suck at basketball. Wesley beat The King and The Duck with Woody Harrelson as a teammate (and let’s be honest, Hollywood couldn’t even make Billy Ho’s jump shot look serviceable), so there’s exhibit A.
2.Sean Connery is one of the most prolific Vampire Slayers in recent history. Connery grew up hunting vampires in Southern Scotland, and hasn’t looked back since. If Wesley was, in fact, a vampire, he would have lasted about 3 days on the set of Rising Sun before taking a steak to the heart.



Now you have an elementary knowledge of vampire myths that may help you identify and deal with one if you’re fortunate enough to encounter one. So, with out further ado, the list:
Woody Harrelson

Busted Woody, no fangs in public idiot.

One of my favorite vampires, Erika Eleniak.

Former Baywatch and Charles In Charge cast member, she was bitten by Gary Busey (born a vampire) on the set of Under Seige

Here's another angle to better see her obvious vampire traits:


Gary Busey, the one who made Eleniak immortal




Adam Morrison


Like I said, vampires suck at basketball














Last but not least on our introductory list, Clay Aiken.



This one was easy as vampires tend to be devestatingly handsom and have a voice molten gold, not to mention he's frolicking in blood.

Police find Duck Hunt Gun and Gem’s Boombox in Randall Scott Shirts.

Opening a case gone cold for years, police found new evidence regarding the shooting of millions of pixilated ducks. Between 1982 and 1992 an estimated 36,000,000 computer foul were murdered with the same weapon. Unable to pinpoint who was pulling the trigger, authorities feel they may have caught the killer’s scent when brash entrepreneur Randall Scott printed pictures of the murder weapon on t-shirts in his new apparel line.

















Further exacerbating the problem was the discovery of a boom box (also found on Randall Scott shirts) linked to the disappearance of Gem, a pop-culture icon in the late 80’s. She was reportedly last scene on Santa Monica Blvd. wearing pink leg warmers, sweet hoop earrings, and holding a radio closely resembling that of the Randall Scott t- shirt. The Holograms, Gem’s back up ensemble, are optimistic that these clues may shed some light on the mysterious disappearance of their front lady.

Easy to see, the neon and fluorescent shirts are attracting attention of law enforcement agents everywhere. Here's a few more T's, but to see the full line of Randall Scott apparel click here.

Randall Scott Hires Personal Trainer for Company Ski Trip

With riding season approaching and ski season coming to a close, we combined the two. Bringing our friend Brattles, an elite spinning instructor at his own gym (Lone Ranger Fitness), to the Arapahoe Basin parking lot for a rigorous training session before we ate the slopes in denim was an amazing idea. The workout was obviously excrutiating, but if we’re as fit as him by the end of spring it will have been well worth it.